Evil Bone Water Unlocked
Evil Bone Water is my Windex.
Bonus points for anyone that gets the reference.
Evil Bone Water (Zheng Gu Shui) is a superior product to anything else on the market.
It’s a Chinese topical medicinal hand-crafted with only empirical grade herbal ingredients in an approved facility, commonly used for:
Incidental Injuries (particularly sports injuries)
Joint Pain
Spinal Pain
Muscle & Ligament Pain
Bruising
Sprains
General Pain
Cuts & Insect Bites
What do we use it for here at Kismet?
Bruises, inflammation, broken/fractured bones, arthritis, pain, bug bites, and just about everything else. Last year we shipped it to over 30 states and we are well on our way to breaking that record this year.
Mark Brinson is an acupuncturist in Florida who created an elevated version of a classic Chinese Medicine pain liniment. He uses imperial grade Chinese herbs, a shit ton of Everclear, and a few weeks of soaking time for the ultimate potency. Then he puts them in glass bottles and ships them to me!
Most people have no idea that what we get in the USA is inferior quality and most herbalists might not even think that much about it.
The real winner and what makes it magnitudes better, is the herb quality.
Making it with B or C quality herbs (which is what is commonly available and sold by US suppliers) and then craft it with imperial grade herbs (2-5 grades above normal) is basically a different product. Every herb is microscopically tested not only for proper variety and contaminants, but strength. The creators make sure they are all sustainable and ethically sourced. Everything that goes into that bottle comes from the finest ingredients on the planet.
Evil Bone Water has no animal products. Furthermore, non-GMO, gluten-free, cruelty-free, pesticide-free, and contaminant free.
The power of Evil Bone Water is it actually helps the problem instead of just patching up the symptoms.
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The power of Evil Bone Water is it actually helps the problem instead of just patching up the symptoms. ✨
There are two main methods you can use with Evil Bone Water.
Compress Method: moisten a gauze pad or cotton ball with Evil Bone Water. Apply to the affected area with a piece of tape to keep it in place and allow it to absorb for no longer than 30-45 minutes. This method can be done twice a day.
Swipe and Go Method: apply 2-3 times a day to the affected area with a cotton ball and allow it to dry.
For both methods, using it consistently is the key to the best results!
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Actual customer quote:
I'm pretty sure my blood type is Evil Bone Water.
Description:
Evil Bone Water (Zheng Gu Shui) is a Chinese topical medicinal hand-crafted with only empirical grade herbal ingredients in an approved facility.
Common uses for Evil Bone Water include:
Incidental Injuries (particularly sports injuries)
Joint Pain
Spinal Pain
Muscle & Ligament Pain
Bruising
Sprains
General Pain
Cuts & Insect Bites
“The power of Evil Bone Water is that is actually helps the problem instead of just patching up the symptoms.”
Materials/Ingredients:
Quality Statement: "Evil Bone Water is never compromised with lesser grade herbal ingredients, only ethically sourced, empirical grade herbs are used." - Saint Apothocary
Zhang Nao (Camphor) - Helps local circulation.
Bo He Nao (Menthol) - Aromatic and cooling clears heat.
San/Tian Qi (Notoginseng, Pseudoginseng) - Helps with bleeding & blood stasis, bruising & swelling, inflammation and pain.
Ji Gu Xiang (Japanese Knot Weed) - Bruising and sprains inflammation.
Gui Pi (Cinnamon Bark) - Relaxes muscles, promotes circulation and warms.
E Zhu (Zedoary Rhizome, Rhizoma Curcumae) - Promotes the circulation of qi and blood while helping break down accumulations in the body.
Bai Zhu (Atractylodis Macrocephalae Rhizoma) - Anti-inflammatory properties, helps relieve pain, muscle spasms, and cramps.
Hu Zhang (Knotweed Rhizome) - Invigorates the blood, helps dispel stasis, helps open channels.
Bai Niu Dan (Inula Cappa DC) - Helps dispel wind, lessening dampness.
Qian Jin Ba (Philippine Flemingia Root)
Huang Qin (Scutellaria Root, Radix Scutellariae Baicalensis)
Instructions:
Moisten a gauze pad, or a piece of flannel with Evil Bone Water. You’ll want it saturated, but not dripping.
Apply to the affected area and allow it to absorb for 30-45 minutes maximum.
Or apply 2-3 times a day to the affected area with a cotton ball and allow it to dry.
Enjoy quick relief.
Tip: The solution will stain, so be cautious of where it comes in contact with.
Makers note: Most people have no idea that what we get in the USA is an inferior quality and most herbalists might not even think that much about it. The real winner and what makes it magnitudes better, it the herb quality. Making it with B or C quality herbs (which is what is commonly available and sold by US suppliers) and then craft it with imperial grade herbs (2-5 grades above normal) is basically a different product.
Evil Bone Water has no animal products. Furthermore, non-GMO, gluten-free, cruelty-free, pesticide-free, contaminant free.
Every herb is microscopically tested not only for proper variety and contaminants, but strength. We make sure they are all sustainable and ethically sourced. Everything that goes into that bottle comes from the finest ingredients on the planet.
When we craft our product, I always ask myself- What do I want on my skin? In my patient’s body? My own family?
Master Herbalist of Saint Apothecary - St. Simons Island, Florida, USA.
These statements have not been evaluated by the US Food & Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.